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These are some lies we made up about Bethany.
A space invader may repeatedly be distinguished in a flat close to Bethany.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer may be made out over and over again in a Bethany area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
One of the three Little Pigs has sometimes been seen at Buck Branch very late at night flinging pieces of wood into the current.
An alien from planet Neptune is every so often witnessed at Bethany City Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the landscape.
A space invader from outer space has purportedly been made out on many occasions gripping a headbone in Miracle Hills Ranch late at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has often been spotted in Grand Trace State Forest late at night climbing a high tree.
An alien tourist from another world is often perceived having a seat at the dining table in a Bethany home gazing.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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