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These are some lies we made up about Bertrand.
A giant fawn was observed looking at the water by Upper Big Lake Dam late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed mailing a box at a Bertrand post office.
A very large badger is frequently noticed discussing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was near.
A massive mustang has been said to have been spotted on a handful of occasions in Columbus-Belmont Battlefield State Park right by the ranger station sniveling.
A gargantuan bull can often be distinguished walking a dog around midnight on a shadowy Bertrand residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Bertrand
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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