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A decapitated woman can regularly be distinguished drifting down on Bess Slough in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A space invader from Mars can be made out repeatedly at Temples Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the surroundings.
    
A very large iguana has every so often been observed in a Bernie home.

Hansel and Gretel's mom has been noticed on frequent instances wandering alongside a secluded road in close proximity to Bernie.

A space man from deep space can sometimes be observed appearing in a washroom mirror.

 

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