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An alien is repeatedly made out in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting by on Bess Slough.

A female with a knife in her head has supposedly been seen on a few occasions staring wrathfully at the eye witness at Temples Lake Dam before dawn. Scores of folks who live here assert this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Bernie local. In any event, this spirit sure is menacing; one that is better not interrupted.

The alien captain of a flying saucer may frequently be noticed in a Bernie secondary school before sunrise strolling the halls.
    
A drifting spirit can be spotted over and over again in a mirror in a Bernie flat; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror. Folks who have seen this phantom declare this phantom is that of a local who had a house here in Bernie in the past.

The spirit of a young Indian combatant has every so often been distinguished in a trailer near Bernie.

 

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