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The ghost of a man clutching a blood-splattered sword came into sight on a dark night fluttering across Berger Bottom. This exact phantom has been perceived very often in this location.
A soldier's outfit walking around devoid of a body in it was witnessed up on Etlah Knobs going bananas. There have been additional testimonies concerning this ghost in the neighborhood. It's been alleged that this specific ghost is the undeceased soul of a former Berger local.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has often been noticed covering a corpse by a large rock in Northeastern Ozarks in the early morning hours.
An martian tourist from outer space is often spotted scraping out an outlet at Busch Lake Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is known to have been noticed on one or two instances by Big Berger Creek mounding pieces of wood. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Berger some decades ago. In any event, it is unquestionably a chilling spirit that is better not disrupted.
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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