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An extremely large coyote is often spotted seated in an armchair in a house close to Benton City.
The ghost of a young-looking man wearing a confederate uniform has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions chucking rocks into the flow at Beaverdam Creek around midnight.
Plato can repeatedly be seen on the water's edge of Blackmore Lake downing blood from a mug.
An alien explorer from another planet can be observed time and again looking at the water by Blackmore Lake Dam around midnight.
The ghost of a street bum has now and then been noticed in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn. Regardless of what, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton City
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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