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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
A space alien emerged looking at the sight from the highest spot of Scott County Hills in the early morning hours.
A very large platypus was spotted by Anton Niederkorn Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
A gigantic pig was distinguished fishing from the shore of Eftink Lake before dawn.
A lady with her head and right arm and left leg cut off has frequently been seen drifting down Little Caney Creek before sunrise.
A huge coyote is regularly distinguished coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
Alexander the Great has been witnessed on numerous instances around midnight sprinting after a passing truck on a shady road near Benton.
The ghost of a guy gripping a bloody spear can repeatedly be noticed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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