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These are some lies we made up about Belton.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood can now and then be spotted discussing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was near.
A space alien from another planet has repeatedly been made out staring through home windows in Belton very late at night.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body has been noticed on several instances watching TV in a Belton living room after midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can be witnessed very often flinging rocks into Lake Clare on a dark night.
A massive gopher has every now and then been seen by Al Jurgeson Lake Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
An alien from Jupiter has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions going out of control in the center of Negro Creek.
A space invader from another planet can every so often be spotted browsing through garbage cans on a Belton residential road.
A space invader was spotted piling
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pieces of wood in Longview Lake County Park before sunrise.
A woman's body having an animal's head was perceived guzzling blood from a mug up on the peak of Miller Hill. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the watchers. According to what the folks who live here claim, this spirit is that of a person who settled here in Belton long ago.
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enormous canary materialized hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Belton.
A Triceratops was spotted gazing at an old man sleeping on a mattress in a house in Belton.
The martian pilot of a UFO was made out smoking a pipe right by Hillsdale Lake.
An enormous hog has often been noticed trying on clothes in a Belton trailer.
A fairly decayed human dead body has purportedly been spotted on frequent occasions snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Belton.
A space invader from planet Neptune may often be noticed playing a song on a xylophone in a Belton building.
Aladdin can be perceived often in a Belton school in the early morning hours pacing the hallways.
An extraterrestrial from space has occasionally been distinguished in a mirror in a Belton mobile home; the phantom was only detectable in the mirror.
An enormous dog is every now and then seen in a building in the vicinity of Belton.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions
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seeking a box beside a parked truck in a Belton parking lot on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Belton
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Ghost Sightings From Belton
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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