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These are some lies we made up about Belleview.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out in Alec Hollow very late at night burning a shoe.
The ghost of an old hag was distinguished in Bell Mountain Wilderness at the stroke of midnight glugging down blood from a cup. The ghost talked about revenging an assassination. A local person alleges that this ghost may perhaps be a famous yesteryear local of Belleview.
The Mothman is repeatedly perceived in a rubber raft on Council Bluff Lake seeking a shoe.
An martian explorer from outer space has supposedly been made out on many occasions chucking boulders into the current at Janes Creek before dawn.
A space invader from another world can regularly be distinguished at Bressie Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Belleview
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Ghost Sightings From Belleview
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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