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These are some lies we made up about Belle.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was made out down by Paydown Springs late in the night looking wrathfully at the witness.
A colossal puppy appeared studying the scenery from the pinnacle of Pilot Knob on a dark night.
The ghost of a lady with words engraved into her hand became visible pacing through a mobile home right next door to Belle. The witness fled when she witnessed the spirit.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed piling rocks in Fish Hollow after midnight.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has repeatedly been made out taking pleasure in the vista at Hedenkamp Lake Dam after midnight.
A woman with worms crawling out of her mouth is repeatedly spotted before dawn checking out Fish Hollow Bluff.
A huge alligator has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions floating along Baker Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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