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These are some lies we made up about Bell City.
An Allosaurus has allegedly been made out on many instances devastating a map in Beech Grove Branch.
The ghost of a pregnant female may every so often be seen watching the view from the highest spot of Cow Hill late at night.
A space man from planet Mercury was seen very late at night fluttering across Jenkins Basin.
An ET from outer space became visible smoking a cigar at Andersons Whippoorwill Farm Lake Dam before sunrise.
A beheaded guy was distinguished wandering down a secluded road near Bell City. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished over and over again around here. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Bell City
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Ghost Sightings From Bell City
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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