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These are some lies we made up about Belgrade.
The phantom of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions dragging a body from the freezing water of Brock Creek at night. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may occasionally be noticed looking angrily at the onlooker in Deslodge Land in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman was witnessed gazing at the vista from the summit of Aker Hill around midnight. When the witness materialized the phantom ran away.
A very large quagga was spotted at Belgrade Dam before sunrise looking at the vista.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood came into view at Chapel Hill Beach before dawn staring at the waves by the shore. The appearance of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then faded away. Residents here allege that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Belgrade a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Belgrade
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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