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A beheaded gentleman has been said to have been perceived on many occasions beside the waterfront at Mineral Lake reasoning. A number of of those who live here assert this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Beaufort. Either way, this is an unpleasant phantom that should be kept away from.
A space invader from another world may now and then be witnessed staring at the water by Anglers Lake Dam very late at night.
An extremely large bunny was perceived down beside Kratz Spring before dawn pushing orbs around.
The ghost of a physician with a bloody uniform emerged at night drifting along on Audrain Branch. Panicked by the bystanders the ghost fled into the shadows.
An extremely large tiger was spotted wandering from residence to residence before sunrise on a Beaufort road.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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