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These are some lies we made up about Barnhart.
A wandering ghost has purportedly been made out on many occasions twinkling a kerosene lamp in Moss Hollow around midnight.
Rapunzel can every now and then be seen at Atwood Lake Dam after midnight frightening people.
The ghost of a jet pilot was witnessed on the peak of Frisco Hill at night examining the view. The spirit reacted to the observer. Locals here who have spotted this spirit assert this spirit gets pleasure from scaring folks who come trying to find spirits in Barnhart.
A huge cow was made out in a flat in Barnhart.
An alien voyager from another galaxy appeared looking crossly at the onlooker by Fountain Creek.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack holding a big axe was observed in a Barnhart building. When the ghost was witnessed it faded away into the night. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien from deep space has often been witnessed staring
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down into the water at Waters Point late at night.
A creepy skeleton is frequently spotted dragging a dead body through some bushes in Dunklin-Fletcher Memorial Park late at night.
An ET is rumored to have been seen on many occasions carving a crack on the water's edge of Cole Lake.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire
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can repeatedly be spotted ascending out of Lucas Slough soaked in mud at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare can be perceived very often striding by the side of a deserted highway next to Barnhart.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has sometimes been perceived appearing in a bedroom mirror.
A massive dromedary is now and then made out smoking a cigar in Castlewood State Park outside the park headquarters.
An alien traveler from the cosmos has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions seated in a beanbag in a residence near Barnhart.
A Yeti may sometimes be noticed in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing the spirit in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A colossal mare is regularly seen by a man fishing by a lake near Barnhart.
A large terrifying beast may regularly be observed seated on the floor in a mobile home in Barnhart.
The ghost of a pregnant female has every now and then been observed attempting to snatch something underneath a streetlamp in Barnhart. A local resident alleges that this ghost might be a well-known days gone by resident of Barnhart.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnhart
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Ghost Sightings From Barnhart
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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