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These are some lies we made up about Barnett.
An enormous yak may be made out repeatedly shining a kerosene lamp down beside James Mill Spring at midnight.
A gentleman's body with the head of a lizard has now and then been observed startling people in the center of Coffee Creek. Folks assert that this phantom is most likely the stressed phantom of a local who used to have a house here in Barnett.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is occasionally distinguished walking through an apartment in Barnett.
A space alien from outer space has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions staring at the water by Yows Lake Dam late at night.
A womanly person may occasionally be spotted in Factory Hollow after midnight facing the viewer.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnett
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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