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These are some lies we made up about Barnard.
A massive chimpanzee materialized playing a song on a xylophone in a Barnard trailer.
A lady having the head of a devil was observed in a Barnard highschool after midnight striding the hallways. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been a small number of other reports of this precise ghost.
An alien from Mars has often been seen in a mirror in a Barnard building; the phantom was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from space is repeatedly distinguished in the middle of Big Slough searching for an object.
The ghost of a man having half his head absent has been seen on a handful of occasions near the shore at Mires Lake dining on a cracker.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnard
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Ghost Sightings From Barnard
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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