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These are some lies we made up about Ballwin.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been witnessed on a handful of instances in Castlewood State Park outside the ranger station crying.
An alien voyager from another galaxy can regularly be observed walking from building to building in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Ballwin avenue.
A space invader from the Moon may be seen very often by Pettys Spring after midnight attempting to verbalize something.
Alexander the Great has from time to time been witnessed studying Mincke Hollow in detail at night.
An extremely large leopard is every so often noticed searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Ballwin building before dawn.
An alien from space is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances seated at the dining table in a Ballwin residence.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can sometimes be perceived glancing at the vista from the pinnacle of Crescent Hills late
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at night. According to the residents, this spirit takes pleasure in scaring people who have the guts to disrupt the peace in Ballwin.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the Crescent Hills on a dark night gazing wrathfully at the viewer.
A female with a bottle-green
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face came into sight going crazy in Antire Valley County Park on a dark night. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the watchers.
A gentleman with a spear in his head was witnessed by Arrowhead Estates Lower Dam at midnight staring at the water. When the ghost was witnessed it faded away into the thin air.
A sasquatch became visible by Antire Creek piling pebbles.
The ghost of a delivery man was made out near the waterfront at Fon-Du-Lac Reservoir gulping blood from a mug. The ghost was ingested by the night after being perceived.
An enormous badger was made out gazing at folks in a Ballwin house through an air vent.
A space invader from planet Pluto is often observed trying to get cars to stop along a shadowy road near Ballwin.
An alien from the cosmos has been perceived on a small number of instances posting an envelope at a Ballwin post office.
A large creepy dragon can repeatedly be distinguished downing regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Ballwin.
A feminine
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form may be noticed time and again discussing into the night as if someone else was in attendance. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Ballwin some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Ballwin
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Ghost Sightings From Ballwin
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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