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An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was witnessed looking frightening next to Bluff Spring after midnight.
An alien from another galaxy materialized turning toward the watcher in Powell Hollow after midnight.
The alien captain of a UFO was observed at Heldebrend Lake Dam late at night gazing crossly at the witness.
The ghost of a planter wearing a farmer hat was observed going wild in Central Plateau in the early morning hours. This particular ghost has been witnessed very frequently in this zone. People say that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Bakersfield a long time ago.
An martian traveler from another planet has often been noticed marveling at Cedar Bluff around midnight.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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