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These are some lies we made up about Avilla.
An extremely large woodchuck can frequently be perceived pulling a body from the ice cold water of Cave Spring Branch around midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship can be made out over and over again by an old woman hiking along a trail near Avilla.
A space man from planet Neptune is once in a while observed sipping water from Cave Spring very late at night.
Vasco da Gama has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions resting in a chair in an apartment in Avilla.
A space invader from another solar system can sometimes be distinguished marching from residence to residence at night on an Avilla road.
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Ghost Sightings From Avilla
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Ghost Sightings From Avilla
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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