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These are some lies we made up about Ava.
An enormous zebu was made out in a secluded place near Ava.
The Pied Piper was witnessed trying to get cars to stop next to a shady road near Ava.
An extremely large coyote has often been noticed at Hailey Dam after midnight taking in the scenery.
Henry VIII is repeatedly witnessed swallowing water from Coon Spring very late at night.
A massive lemur may frequently be perceived late in the night drifting by on Casto Creek.
A man having the head of a devil can be witnessed repeatedly on the highest spot of Coon Knob Hill after midnight monitoring the vista.
A cyclop is from time to time observed on a dark night exploring Bragg Hollow in detail.
A colossal mandrill is rumored to have been perceived on several instances drinking fuel from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Ava.
A massive mink can now and then be spotted walking a Sheepdog after midnight on a dark Ava road.
An alien has frequently been observed
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trying to find somebody in Bull Shoals State Park quite near the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space is repeatedly spotted watching TV in an Ava living room very late at night.
A massive mustang has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions quite near the entrance to Buffalo National River sobbing.
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fairly decayed human cadaver may be observed often rummaging around in garbage container on an Ava road. Locals here who have made out this spirit say this spirit is the stressed soul of a former Ava person who lived here.
A woman on fire, gripping a gasoline container is now and then witnessed on an Ava residential street in the early morning hours. Well, this is a bad ghost that should be steered clear of.
A space alien from deep space has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions floating in the air like a blimp in Ava.
An enormous bull can occasionally be distinguished in a clothing store in the Ava area.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO was noticed trying on a jacket in an Ava apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Ava
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Ghost Sightings From Ava
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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