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These are some lies we made up about Auxvasse.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can now and then be perceived hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Allen Branch around midnight. One of the locals decisively asserts that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening people who have the nerve to upset the serenity in Auxvasse.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a large gray mustache was witnessed standing by a secluded highway next to Auxvasse. This individual spirit has been observed repeatedly in this place. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head emerged at Atkinson Lake Dam before dawn terrifying folks. There are additional tales about this ghost in the vicinity.
An ET emerged calling out names in Tates Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship was perceived in a home in Auxvasse.
The ghost
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of a woman with a bag bound around her head was seen wandering down a wild road in the vicinity of Auxvasse. Numerous sightings of this spirit have been conveyed.
A partly translucent gentleman clad as the skipper of a vessel has repeatedly been made out coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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