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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
The phantom of a guy in a military outfit can every so often be perceived staying in a forsaken home in Aurora. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object was noticed in Baldwin Park after midnight struggling to state something.
A gargantuan impala emerged twinkling a light by Chat Creek.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside was perceived scrutinizing Browning Hollow in detail late at night. The ghost greeted the witness. A number of of the people here argue this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Aurora some decades ago.
An ET from planet Mercury emerged standing by a deserted road outside Aurora.
The ghost of a female with a sack strapped around her head was noticed turning toward the viewer at Faucetts Point Lake Dam before sunrise. When the spirit was witnessed it faded away into the air. It's been asserted
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that this specific ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Aurora.
The Ugly Duckling has repeatedly been distinguished beside Polk Spring after midnight gazing wrathfully at the bystander.
A colossal crocodile is regularly noticed traveling on a low rider on a shadowy highway next to Aurora.
Plato
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is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in an Aurora flat.
A huge raccoon can regularly be witnessed coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
A space man from another galaxy may be made out very frequently having a seat on the floor in a residence in close proximity to Aurora.
A giant dugong has sometimes been distinguished very late at night pursuing a passing pickup on a shadowy highway near Aurora.
A gigantic ewe is occasionally witnessed swallowing water outside the entrance to Beaver Lake State Park.
A partially translucent man clad as the captain of a craft has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions smoking a cigar outside Buffalo National River. If you listen to the locals, this ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Aurora long ago. One thing's for certain, it is certainly a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
A sizeable frightening ogre may sometimes be observed in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in his
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rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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