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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
A lady with a machete in her head is regularly noticed glugging down regular from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Augusta. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances at Aholt Farms East Lake Lower Dam late in the night struggling to touch something.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant may often be spotted meditating in the center of Becker Branch.
The ghost of an airline pilot can be spotted often very late at night giving a conducted excursion of Hancock Bottom to a collection of phantoms. According to the locals, this ghost may very well be a renowned days gone by dweller of Augusta. No matter what, it's a scary spirit that should be kept away from.
The spirit of a brawny lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe has from time to time been observed speaking into the air as if somebody else was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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