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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
An extremely large deer has every now and then been perceived piling stones by Bee Branch.
A person with a skeleton face in murky robes has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances looking at the water by City of Atlanta Reservoir Dam after midnight. Whatever people exclaim, it's a scary ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
A wandering ghost can every now and then be made out gobbling an apple in Atlanta State Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it is indisputably a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A huge elk was made out downing soda pop by Long Branch State Park.
The spirit of an aircraft pilot was made out walking a Bulldog after midnight on a shady Atlanta street. When the phantom was witnessed it faded away into the night. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this spirit may very well be a renowned old days native of Atlanta.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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