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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
An martian vacationer from another world has every now and then been witnessed at Herny Dam after midnight smoking a pipe.
Napoleon Bonaparte is now and then made out reading a magazine in a metal boat on Bass Lake.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has been seen on several instances at Bass Creek late in the night throwing boulders into the current.
A massive ocelot may occasionally be made out trying to find a bag under a parked pickup in an Ashland parking lot late in the night.
A dinosaur is often spotted in an Ashland area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
A guy having an axe in his head is known to have been seen on a small number of instances in Chariton River Hills late at night looking. Locals here who have noticed this phantom say this phantom may very well be a recognized old days dweller of Ashland.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship may repeatedly be noticed sitting at the kitchen counter in an Ashland home trying to grasp something.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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