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These are some lies we made up about Ash Grove.
An ET has repeatedly been distinguished gazing at the view from the summit of Sand Mountain after midnight.
A dinosaur is often observed throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Clear Creek late in the night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions smoking a pipe down by Gilmore Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may frequently be noticed marching through an apartment near Ash Grove.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body can be perceived often at a pay phone in Ash Grove talking on the phone. One of the locals definitely asserts that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Ash Grove resident. Either way, this phantom indisputably is menacing; one that is preferably not messed with.
A space alien from another galaxy has sometimes been perceived weeping along a wild road in the neighborhood of Ash Grove in the early morning
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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is now and then observed shouting in Pomme de Terre State Park quite near the park headquarters. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Ash Grove
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Ghost Sightings From Ash Grove
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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