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These are some lies we made up about Ashburn.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has occasionally been made out in Goose Gap Hollow after midnight yelling at the watcher to beat it.
The phantom of an old man with a big gray beard is every so often spotted in Ted Shanks State Wildlife Management Area at midnight hiding a body by a big rock. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head has been distinguished on several instances on the peak of Pickerton Hill very late at night observing the scenery. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Ashburn local person. Either way, it certainly is a scary ghost that is better not disturbed.
An ET may now and then be witnessed hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Drift Chute late at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space was made out late in the night struggling out of Barney Backup soaked in mud.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashburn
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Ghost Sightings From Ashburn
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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