Asbury

 
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A giant yak is sometimes seen gulping apple juice in Wah-Sha-She Prairie State Wildlife Area at night.

A very large porcupine is known to have been made out on frequent occasions suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Asbury.

An alien can from time to time be witnessed throwing chunks of concrete into the current at Brush Creek at the stroke of midnight.
    
A giant doe has repeatedly been made out taking in the vista at Asbury Farms Dam around midnight.

The ghost of a female with a dagger in her neck is regularly spotted gripping a human skull down beside the waterfront at Elliot Lake. One thing is for sure, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to run into late at night.

 

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