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The ghost of a guy grasping a blood-covered axe has been witnessed on one or two occasions in Wah-Sha-She Prairie State Wildlife Area very late at night pulling a dead body across the ground. Several of the people here say this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Asbury before the present. One thing's for sure, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not upset.
An alien traveler from outer space can every now and then be noticed floating down Brush Creek very late at night.
An ET from another solar system has regularly been spotted at Asbury Farms Dam at midnight taking in the scenery.
An alien is repeatedly observed chucking chunks of concrete into Elliot Lake around midnight.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has purportedly been observed on one or two instances in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night. It's been claimed that this precise ghost enjoys scaring unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Asbury. In any event, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you do not want to run into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Asbury
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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