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These are some lies we made up about Arnold.
A gigantic bear is every so often perceived fly fishing from the water's edge of Butler Lakes late at night.
The phantom of a lady with a switchblade in her chest has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions yelling in Arnold City Park at midnight.
The ghost of a chained up female can occasionally be distinguished late at night examining Moss Hollow in detail. No matter what, it undeniably is a creepy spirit that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady gripping her head beneath her arm was observed struggling to grasp something down beside the water at Waters Point. The eye witness panicked and ran off. Scores of local residents allege this spirit loves terrifying folks who have the guts to disturb the tranquility in Arnold.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed at Bee Tree Lake Dam late in the night enjoying the vista.
A massive mink materialized up on the
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apex of Frisco Hill startling folks.
An ET from planet Saturn was observed throwing boulders into the current at Fountain Creek late in the night.
The spirit of a young-looking female wearing a blood-covered prom dress has regularly been perceived in an Arnold secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the hallways.
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huge mouse has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in a mirror in an Arnold flat; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
A gargantuan steer can often be witnessed in a flat in the neighborhood of Arnold.
A headless woman may be perceived repeatedly seeking an object beside a parked Nissan in an Arnold parking lot on a dark night.
An alien from another solar system has sometimes been spotted right by Castlewood State Park mounding rocks.
The ghost of a 10 feet massive guy is once in a while witnessed sipping blood from a container at night by a road sign in Arnold.
The ghost of a young girl has been noticed on a small number of occasions seated at the kitchen counter in an Arnold house gobbling a burger.
A gigantic vicuna may now and then be perceived striding through a trailer in Arnold.
The spirit of a lady having half her head lost has frequently been witnessed traveling on a donkey next to a highway close to Arnold.
An Anchisaurus has been noticed
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on frequent instances at a pay phone in Arnold making a phone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Arnold
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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