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These are some lies we made up about Armstrong.
A very large chipmunk has allegedly been made out on many occasions at Armstrong Reservoir Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings.
The spirit of a guy outfitted as a handy man can frequently be perceived in Mid-Missouri Planning Region late at night sniveling.
A colossal kid may be perceived repeatedly drifting along Bagby Branch before dawn.
A female with a partly transparent body has from time to time been perceived attempting to express something along a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Armstrong before dawn.
A space invader from another galaxy is occasionally made out hanging out in an empty home in Armstrong.
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Ghost Sightings From Armstrong
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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