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These are some lies we made up about Argyle.
A very large reindeer has frequently been observed piling chunks of concrete in Blue Hollow at midnight.
A very large seal is frequently noticed at Argyle Lake Dam before dawn enjoying the scenery.
A big frightening dragon has been seen on a few instances very late at night drifting along Deer Creek.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft may regularly be witnessed in a mirror in an Argyle mobile home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
An enormous gemsbok can be perceived time and again slurping apple juice up on the highest spot of House Mounds.
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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