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These are some lies we made up about Arcola.
The spirit of a gentleman clad as a store clerk can be witnessed frequently washing a blood-covered cloth in Cave Spring after midnight. People here argue that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local who used to live here in Arcola. Whatever people utter, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A gigantic guinea pig has every so often been distinguished staring at the water by Burns Lake Dam very late at night.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy is once in a while seen tossing pieces of wood up on the peak of Bald Hill.
A gigantic guanaco has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise leading a conducted expedition of Downs Bluff to a crowd of ghosts.
A space alien from the cosmos can occasionally be observed hauling a body from the chilly water of Birch Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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