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Galileo may frequently be perceived by Cypress Point screaming names of people.
An alien from outer space may be observed time and again appearing terrifying in the middle of Old Channel Varney River.
An enormously frightening phantom has every so often been spotted in Ben Cash Memorial State Wildlife Area at night facing the witness. A local asserts that this ghost likes scaring foolish people who have the courage to interrupt the silence in Arbyrd.
The martian mechanic of a UFO is sometimes distinguished searching through a bookshelf in the living room of an Arbyrd flat on a dark night.
The ghost of an old woman hauling a firearm has been said to have been distinguished on frequent instances relaxing at the dining table in an Arbyrd trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Arbyrd
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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