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These are some lies we made up about Arbela.
A creepy being has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions drifting by on Allen Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person would not want to meet.
The phantom of a man dressed as a janitor may every now and then be spotted enjoying the surroundings at Cochenour Lake Dam late in the night. It has been declared that this particular ghost might be a distinguished yesteryear resident of Arbela.
A very large hyena has often been witnessed on an Arbela avenue after midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a police force outfit has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances looking menacing right by Lacey-Keosauqua State Park. Whatever people utter, this phantom undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may be seen often staring at a man snoozing in a bed in a building in Arbela.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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