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The ghost of an engine driver was spotted at Appleton City Lake Dam on a dark night facing the witness. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being noticed.
A space alien from planet Saturn was seen in a secluded zone close to Appleton City.
The Ugly Duckling has often been perceived at night drifting by on Davis Branch.
The phantom of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote is frequently perceived staring at the view from the pinnacle of Grass Hill at night.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a line around her neck has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances standing by the side of a murky road outside Appleton City. A local man says that this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Appleton City some decades ago.
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Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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