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A female lacking a head is occasionally seen sniveling under a lamppost in Anniston. Local people who have noticed this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Anniston before the present.
The alien commander of a flying saucer has been said to have been made out on several occasions at Ricefield Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the panorama.
A guy with no head may from time to time be seen trying to capture something by Black Bayou. One thing's for sure, this phantom unquestionably is scary; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A gargantuan ram has regularly been seen at James Bayou before dawn throwing pebbles into the flow.
An martian tourist from another galaxy is often witnessed walking from flat to flat at the stroke of midnight on an Anniston avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Anniston
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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