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A colossal waterbuck can repeatedly be perceived gulping soda pop up on the peak of Grassy Mountain.
A Pterodactyl may be perceived repeatedly at a coin operated phone in Annapolis talking on the telephone.
A fairly see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a fishing boat has every now and then been distinguished reading a tabloid at Asarco Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Annapolis. In any event, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at midnight.
A sizeable chilling phantom is every now and then witnessed down near Tank Spring at night clutching a skull. No matter what, this ghost sure is chilling; one that any wise person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An alien voyager from another solar system may once in a while be made out howling in Ketcherside Gap in the early morning hours.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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