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These are some lies we made up about Annada.
A giant mink has sometimes been observed before sunrise checking out Saltpeter Bluff.
The phantom of a 9 feet colossal giant is from time to time made out in Rip Rap Landing State Fish And Waterfowl Management Area after midnight reading a pamphlet. Several folks allege this ghost loves frightening folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the quiet in Annada.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been seen on several occasions looking down into the water at Steel Point on a dark night.
The phantom of a woman having half her head absent may sometimes be seen by Bay Creek sniveling. It's been claimed that this exact ghost likes startling foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Annada.
A big bloodcurdling ogre has frequently been observed tossing pebbles into Keeven Lake before dawn.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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