|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Anderson.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet was observed struggling to verbalize something mid stream in Beaver Branch.
A Velociraptor became visible looking at the vista from the apex of Holloway Mountain around midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a winter coat was noticed before dawn studying Gordon Hollow in detail. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the air. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
A headless guy came into sight traveling on a motorbike on a shady highway near Anderson. Shocked by the eye witnesses the ghost made its way into the darkness.
A colossal iguana was observed in a residence in Anderson.
A space invader from deep space is repeatedly perceived in an Anderson residence.
An ET has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions in George Washington Carver National Monument quite near the park headquarters yelling
| |
|
at the watcher to disappear.
The Wizard of Oz may often be observed striding by the side of a desolate road outside Anderson.
A giant crocodile may be witnessed very frequently becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
A woman with her head and left arm and left leg cut off has once in a while been witnessed in Prairie Grove Battlefield
| |
| |
State Park by the park headquarters mounding bricks.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is every so often distinguished taking a rest in an armchair in an apartment in close proximity to Anderson.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Anderson
Submit a lie about Anderson, Missouri:
Other untruthful towns near Anderson, Missouri:
Lanagan, Missouri, 3 miles away
Goodman, Missouri, 6 miles away
Pineville, Missouri, 6 miles away
Noel, Missouri, 7 miles away
Diamond, Missouri, 11 miles away
Neosho, Missouri, 13 miles away
South West City, Missouri, 14 miles away
Racine, Missouri, 15 miles away
Seneca, Missouri, 15 miles away
Stella, Missouri, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Missouri
|
Ghost Sightings From Anderson
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
MORE JOKES
|
