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These are some lies we made up about Amsterdam.
An alien from deep space may sometimes be made out studying the scenery from the summit of Summers Mound before sunrise.
The alien captain of a flying saucer was perceived at Boone Lake Dam very late at night looking at the view.
An alien traveler from another galaxy became visible pondering by Elm Creek.
The ghost of a severely scorched female was spotted relaxing at a table in an Amsterdam flat. When the phantom was witnessed it disappeared into the thin air.
An extremely large chinchilla materialized burying a body by a big boulder in La Cygne State Fishing Lake and Wildlife Area before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Amsterdam
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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