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These are some lies we made up about Amoret.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy may frequently be distinguished pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Hog Branch before dawn.
A gigantic newt can be witnessed often reading a newspaper up on the apex of Graves Mound.
A huge opossum has every now and then been observed by Nelson Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is every so often perceived howling in Massacre Memorial State Park after midnight.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has allegedly been witnessed on many instances searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Amoret home late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Amoret
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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