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These are some lies we made up about Amity.
A space alien from another solar system has supposedly been spotted on one or two occasions trying on shoes in an Amity house.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her chest may every so often be seen turning toward the watcher at Peterson Lake Dam in the early morning hours. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
The ghost of a chained up woman was observed shouting at the observer to disappear by Bays Branch. Several folks close by have had identical occurrences with a quite similar ghost. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening phantom that any normal person wouldn't want to encounter.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appeared ascending up from a manhole on an Amity avenue in the early morning hours.
A dinosaur was made out nosing around in mailboxes at night in Amity.
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Ghost Sightings From Amity
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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