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The ghost of a lady having satanic symbols carved into her arm is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions throwing boulders into Paradise Lake late in the night. One of the people who live here strongly alleges that this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who died here in Amazonia many years ago.
A very large okapi may often be perceived by Burr Oak Bottom flashing a lamp.
An ET from planet Mars can be perceived time and again in Davis Roadside Park at midnight burying a corpse by a big boulder.
A very large walrus has once in a while been perceived hurling chunks of concrete into the water at Smith Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal parakeet is from time to time observed taking in the landscape at Ford Lake Dam before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Amazonia
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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