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These are some lies we made up about Alton.
An alien from Mars is from time to time made out attempting to grasp something up on Wild Cat Hill.
Socrates has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions mid stream in Culp Branch flickering a kerosene lamp.
An extremely large hartebeest may now and then be observed by Hix Lake Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A space man from another galaxy was made out down next to Bellah Falls at night repositioning orbs about.
A man with a large hole through his torso came into view in Blankenship Hollow after midnight appearing terrifying. The phantom was gobbled up by the thin air after being observed.
A very large hippopotamus was seen having a seat at a table in an Alton trailer.
A lady's body with a bat's head became visible by Cane Bluff looking wrathfully at the viewer. Alarmed by the onlookers the ghost fled into the dark. Scores of people who live here say this phantom is most likely the tormented phantom of a person who used to live here in Alton.
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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