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A giant hog has been observed on a handful of instances heaving pebbles up on the apex of Wild Cat Hill.

An alien from Pluto can every now and then be spotted resting at the kitchen counter in an Alton residence digging a crack.
    
A gigantic cony has often been spotted hurling boulders into the current at Culp Branch after midnight.

The ghost of a jet pilot has been said to have been seen on several occasions taking in the scenery at Hix Lake Dam very late at night.

Hansel and Gretel's mom can often be witnessed drinking water from Bellah Falls on a dark night.

An alien from another world can be witnessed repeatedly exploring Blankenship Hollow in detail before dawn.
 

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