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These are some lies we made up about Altenburg.
Julius Ceasar is regularly observed facing the watcher up on the summit of Birmingham Hills.
A colossal camel has supposedly been distinguished on many instances yelling at the witness to beat it on the summit of one of the mountains in the Birmingham Hills at the stroke of midnight.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object can frequently be noticed enjoying the scenery at Lipps Dam before sunrise.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos can be spotted very often exploring Dog Hollow in detail late at night.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has every so often been seen dragging a corpse over rocks in Weiss Roadside Park around midnight. Nevertheless, this is a horrible ghost that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Altenburg
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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