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These are some lies we made up about Altamont.
An enormous armadillo is known to have been observed on frequent instances sobbing at Hallman Lake Dam on a dark night.
An alien from Mars has often been noticed floating along Big Creek before sunrise.
A space man from outer space is often witnessed wandering through an Altamont area burial ground.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady may repeatedly be spotted trying to verbalize something along a deserted road near Altamont around midnight.
A black as coal cockroach that shifted shape into a lady has occasionally been perceived standing by a wild road in the vicinity of Altamont. If you listen to the residents, this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long gone Altamont local.
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Ghost Sightings From Altamont
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Ghost Sightings From Altamont
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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