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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances at midnight drifting along on Cragg Branch.
An enormous armadillo was perceived looking at the water by Blackburn Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien was perceived pacing from apartment to apartment at the stroke of midnight on an Alma street.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space materialized going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Alma building at midnight.
A gigantic giraffe was distinguished relaxing at the kitchen counter in an Alma home.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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