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These are some lies we made up about Alexandria.
A space invader from deep space became visible laundering a blood-splattered shirt in Calumet Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge baboon came into sight scrutinizing Willow Bar in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal badger was spotted by Des Moines River smoking a cigar.
A dark cat that turned into a female was seen reading a magazine by Copper Slough. Further sightings of this spirit have been described.
The ghost of a young woman clad as a house keeper has repeatedly been made out in Bluff Park late at night pulling a body over the grass.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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