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These are some lies we made up about Aldrich.
A giant frog was spotted drifting along Big Branch in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman was seen up on Bungalow Hill terrifying people. The onlooker was terrified and ran away. Based on what the residents assert, this ghost enjoys startling people who come seeking ghosts in Aldrich.
A large scary dragon was seen drinking water from Eudora Spring at night.
A huge bison has regularly been spotted looking bloodcurdling in Cow Ford Hollow at midnight.
A menacing creature has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions before dawn looking at Blair Bluff. A lot of people who live here declare this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Aldrich before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Aldrich
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Ghost Sightings From Aldrich
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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