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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is now and then noticed staring at the water by Curt Lee Dam around midnight.
A space invader has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions floating along on Big Muddy Creek very late at night.
An martian vacationer from another world can every so often be spotted on an Albany residential road at night.
A man's body having the head of a dog has regularly been noticed suspended in the air like a balloon in Albany. Either way, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a man holding a sword is regularly distinguished in a supermarket in the Albany vicinity. In any event, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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