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These are some lies we made up about Agency.
A big bloodcurdling dragon has regularly been spotted watching movies in an Agency living room late in the night.
The ghost of a grower sporting a worn hat is repeatedly observed late in the night exploring Possum Hollow in detail.
An martian tourist from deep space is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions fly fishing from the shore of Ehlert Lake at night.
A young girl in a bloody prom dress can be witnessed time and again glugging down water in the middle of Lost Creek. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this is a hostile ghost that you would not want to meet late in the night.
A gentleman having a sword in his head has sometimes been distinguished at Cantrell Dam on a dark night enjoying the panorama. A local woman declares that this ghost likes scaring unwise people who dare to disrupt the serenity in Agency.
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Ghost Sightings From Agency
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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